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We needed some humor to end the year and actually don’t make this stuff up – happy new year 2011 !

Cattle Crossing Guards

For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle guards (pictured above) are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area.

For some reason the cattle will not step on the “guards,” probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

Thanks sodahead.com

President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado.

The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the cattle guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that ‘before any cattle guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards.

‘Times are hard’, said Joe Biden, ‘it’s only fair to the cattle guards and their families!’

Honestly, we don’t make this stuff up – happy new year 2011!


Stephen Barber is a Christian and a free lance writer currently based in Central Florida and contributed this internet piece. He has always been passionate about issues that affect us all, and presents himself as a constitutionally conservative patriotic American Christian.

Stephen loves to write, viewing writing as a tool to make people aware of his main concern: truth triumphing over lies in people’s hearts and minds for God’s glory and eternal good.

You can contact Stephen by email at  SKBTXAgent@yahoo.com  and check out his featured website at www.infowars.com

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